operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

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dupreshalavonne:

therevolutionarythot:

keeptheragetender:

Aw she looked so pleased with herself when she finally stood up

most adorable video I’ve seen all day? check.

Babygirl

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snakegay:

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

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why-i-love-comics:

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #1 - “Mother of Exiles” (2019)

written by Tom Taylor
art by Juann Cabal & Nolan Woodard

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goldensweetcheeks:

queeniekia:

image

I had to screen shot this to remind myself because fuck

Wow wow wowww

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coolkumquat:

potstickersandpizza:

novitiate2017:

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

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stray–wolf:

this is also helpful for people who have trouble identifying their emotions

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lierdumoa:

pippin-took-my-shoe:

Reblog if you’re part of the ‘I read a lot of fan fiction and now I have a bizarrely accurate judgement of how long it takes me to read a particular number of words’ squad

People: This book is 500 pages long.

Me: I have no idea what that means. What’s the wordcount?

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ashotasfireandasdeepastheocean:

fabforgottennobility:

They are not of this world ❤️

Beautiful ♡

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taakosmodernlife:

starrose17:

I was so totally not aware that people didn’t know that being sorted into Houses was a real thing in UK schools. It’s not something made up just for the Harry Potter world, it’s a real schooling system, I was in the St George House at my school and everyone had the same attitude to Prefects as everyone in the HP world did to Percy Weasley I can assure you.

how do you get the hat to talk

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operativesurprise:

keplercryptids:

keplercryptids:

I spent the afternoon arranging our books by size and color (and it’s so satisfying and looks amazing) and my partner came home and stared in shock at the bookcase and then said “i’m a librarian, you can’t do this.”

him: you split up all the song of ice and fire books

me: yeah i know, they’re all primary colors, it’s perfect

him: [self-destructs]

You’re a monster

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